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Just Forget it!

No way

Thumbs down again.

TSMC Sees Limited Tariff Impact on AI Strength - WSJ

Freaks and Cheeks

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Musk-Trump rupture poses a serious threat to NASA and Pentagon programs - The Washington Post

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

NY retail worker safety law takes effect this week. Here’s what it does. - Gothamist

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Becky Lynch wins the Intercontinental title at Money in the Bank - Cageside Seats

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Is it possible to make cars that run on water instead of gasoline or other fossil fuels? Why haven't we done so yet?

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

3 Observations: Running Against the Wind; Isaiah Rodgers Nabs Interception - Minnesota Vikings

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Is it possible for sisters to have different skin, hair colours, and hair types? E.g. hair= wavy, afro, straight, curly, black, brown, blonde, red. Skin colour: brown, peach, light brown and more.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Musk-Trump Spat Hits New High As Musk’s Ex Piles On - HuffPost

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

From Trader Joe’s to Children’s Hospital, these are the Colorado locations where you could have been exposed to measles - The Denver Post

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why is the First Amendment referred to as a right to free speech instead of an immunity from punishment for one's words, regardless of their truthfulness?

So they tried

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I saw a post on X which says "control your lust & you'll understand how boring 90% of women are." What do you think about it? Do you agree or disagree? Why?

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